Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle
Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle
Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle
Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle
Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle
Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle

    Ash Zombie Killer Spanking Paddle

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    Locally felled English Ash Sword.

    Immerse yourself in the intricate details of this sword's creation. Its edges are adorned with a blend of rectangular and pointed teeth, each meticulously crafted with double bevels for an unrivaled cutting experience. These teeth are separated by small circles, their recessed tops adding not only a visual flair but also an impressive biting capability.

    Rest easy knowing that the sword conforms to international regulations with a discreet yet functional blood-letting channel running down the center of the blade. This meticulous design ensures that the sword is both a visual marvel and compliant with legal standards.

    Embracing inclusivity, the handle is thoughtfully sized for those with smaller hands, ensuring a secure and comfortable grip. This attention to detail guarantees that wielders of varying sizes can harness the sword's power with precision and ease.

    Behold the rear of the blade, showcasing the hallmark of excellence—a satin-smooth finish crafted from the finest silk. This signature touch not only adds to the sword's aesthetic appeal but also speaks volumes about the dedication poured into its creation.

    This sword is more than a mere weapon; it's a canvas for your imagination. Its purpose is yours to define. Keep it bedside, a symbol of preparedness for whatever challenges may arise, even the hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

    To begin the process, the boards are sanded down to a high finish before any carving takes place. With over 30 years of experience, I then hand-finish each paddle after carving, meticulously following the grain to achieve the best possible finish. Four coats of food-safe wax are applied and buffed to highlight the intricate details in the grain, resulting in a natural, frictionless finish that is effortless to clean with a damp cloth. I will provide a small tin and instructions on how to keep this heavyweight in top condition for many years to come, as it deserves. Additionally, a cotton bag is included for storage.


    575mm 22 1/2 inches long
    85mm 3 1/2 inches tall
    25mm 1  inch thick
    570g 1lb 4.1oz

    This is the sword you will receive.

    As wood is a very subjective medium and very difficult to really judge from a screen I will happy accept returns with 14 days.

    You will also be liable for any import duties that may occur.

    For international orders I will require an e-mail address for the shipping paper work.

    I am open to making custom designs not just paddles so if you have a specific idea in mind don't be shy feel free to contact me and I can make your dreams come true.

    If you're interested in keeping up with the latest work that I'm creating, I invite you to check out my Instagram page. I regularly post photos and videos of my current projects, including behind-the-scenes looks at my carving process, close-up shots of the intricate details in each piece, and even sneak peeks of upcoming designs. Plus, by following my page, you'll be the first to know about any upcoming sales or special offers that I might be running.